Menu | Uncle Tank's Bar & Grill in Somerset, NJ

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APPS & SNACKS

Mamma Mia! $12

Italian sausage, pepper & onion dip topped with melted mozzarella and served with grilled garlic toasts

More Than Just Buffalo Wings $15

10 crispy naked jumbo wings served with ranch or bleu cheese and celery sticks | Choice of: Buffalo, Dry buffalo, Uncle Tank’s BBQ, Pineapple Hoisin, Spicy Garlic Parmesan, Honey Sriracha, Jamaican Jerk, Buffaque

Drunken Garlic Bomb Cheesy Bread $14

Warm garlic and parmesan crusted bread topped with melted mozzarella cheese and served with vodka dipping sauce NSFV( not safe for vampires)

"add any pizza topping +2"

GO BIRDS $14

Home made Philly Cheesesteak Spring Rolls with Sriracha ketchup and roasted garlic aioli

Buttered Bavarian Pretzels $14

Pair of warm, buttered Bavarian soft pretzels served with honey mustard and chipotle bacon aioli

Yadda Yadda Empanada $14

Crispy trio of pulled chicken, black bean and pepperjack empanadas with pico de gallo, scallion sour cream and smoked tomato coulis

Sheetload of Nachos $12/$18/$36

House-Fried tortilla chips, queso, refried black beans, pico de gallo, jalapeño, guacamole and scallion sour cream | Pequeño 1/8 sheet Medio 1/4 sheet Fiesta 1/2 sheet | Add chicken, beef, or vegetarian chili for $2/$4/$8

Dilly Dilly! $12

Crispy battered fried dill pickle chips served with Dijon horseradish aioli

Pierogi Pyszne $13

Pan fried potato & cheese pierogi with caramelized onions, beer kraut, and scallion sour cream

"add crispy bacon +2"

Can You Brie Serious? $14

Warm Brie with apricot preserves, toasted almonds, and cranberry-caramelized onion relish served with crostini and sliced apples (not available online/takeout menu)

Onion Petals $11

Crispy batter fried onion petals served with two choices from the Dunk Tank

Bird Is the Word $12

Crispy chicken tenders with two choices from the Dunk Tank

Quesadilla $12

12 inch flour tortilla filled with cheddar cheese, toasted to perfection and served with scallion sour cream & pico de gallo | Add chicken, beef, or vegetarian chili +$3

Chips and Guacamole $10

Basket of house-fried tortilla chips with homemade guacamole

Mon Calamari $15

Parmesan-fried calamari with vodka sauce & roasted garlic aioli

SOUPS & SALADS

Soup du Jour $6 cup/$9 bowl
Soup of the day, ask your server

Crock O’ Onion $10
French onion soup with toasted crostini, topped with melted Swiss

Is This Chili? $12
Vegetarian chili topped with cheddar cheese and scallion sour cream served with house-fried tortilla chips

Somerset Garden Salad $11
Mixed baby greens, carrots, red onion, grape tomatoes, cucumber, garlic croutons, honey balsamic vinaigrette with shaved parmesan cheese

Classic Caesar $12
Crisp romaine, parmesan cheese, garlic croutons, homestyle caesar dressing

Santa Fe Tortilla Salad $16

Romaine lettuce, shredded cheddar/jack, black bean & corn salsa, fresh avocado, crispy flour tortilla strips, chipotle ranch dressing

Blackened Steak Salad $18

Crisp Romaine, blackened steak, cucumber, grape tomatoes, crispy onions, potato straws, bleu cheese dressing

Asian Surf or Turf Salad $17

choice of seared yellowfin tuna or pineapple hoisin glazed pork belly, mixed greens, pickled cucumber and carrots, scallions, wonton crisps, ginger-sesame vinaigrette.

The Big Apple (GF) $16

Baby spinach, Honeycrisp apples, crispy bacon, dried cranberries, toasted almonds, crumbled bleu cheese, Dijon-apple cider vinaigrette

THIN CRUST 12" PIZZAS

Gluten Free Crust Available +$2 | Toppings +$2 each | Mushrooms, Onions, Pepperoni, Fresh Garlic, Jalapeños, Roasted Red Peppers, Garlic Spinach

Traditional $11

Mozzarella and marinara

Margherita $13

Fresh mozzarella, marinara, fresh basil

Sausage Party $16

crumbled Italian sausage, sausage and pepper sauce,

fresh mozzarella, fresh basil

What A Fun Guy $16

Sauteed mushrooms, caramelized shallots, mozzarella, bleu cheese, olive oil, balsamic glaze

South Street $16

Shaved steak, hot cherry peppers, red onion, mozzarella, marinara

Taco de Camaron $17

Shrimp, red onion, tortilla crunch, cheddar/jack, pico de gallo, smoked tomato drizzle

The Drunk Tank $17

Crispy chicken tenders, vodka sauce, fresh mozzarella, basil

LONGWICHES
served with house chips
SUB CRINKLE FRIES +2

The Big Dipper $19

house made roast beef, sauteed mushrooms, provolone,

onion straws, Dijon-horseradish sauce on a long roll with

French onion dip

Can’t Banh Mi Love $18

Pineapple hoisin glazed Pork Belly with house pickled cucumber & carrots, shredded lettuce, scallions, cilantro, and chile-lime aioli on a long roll

Oh… My… Cod! $18

Beer battered fried Atlantic cod with shredded lettuce, tomato, red onion and Tartar Sauce on a long roll

Sweet Carolina $18

Slow cooked pulled pork with coleslaw, pickles, Uncle Tank’s BBQ sauce and onion straws on a long roll

The Big Bad Wolf $19

pork belly, pulled pork and smoked bacon, with cheddar cheese, Uncle Tank's BBQ sauce, lettuce, tomato and pickled red onion on a long roll

Dante’s Inferno $19

Spicy garlic roasted chicken and baby spinach with vodka sauce on toasted mozzarella garlic bread

Diablito $18

Grilled chicken cutlets with pepperjack cheese, refried black beans, jalapeños, pico de gallo and chipotle bacon aioli on a long roll

The Wurst $19

Beer-braised bratwurst, beer kraut, Swiss cheese, dijon-horseradish aioli, and crispy onions on a long roll

Il Caprese $15

Fresh mozzarella with roasted red peppers, sliced tomato, fresh baby spinach, roasted garlic aioli and balsamic reduction on a long roll.

Add grilled or crispy chicken $5,

Add grilled shrimp $8

Meatball Dom $17

Homemade sliced jumbo meatball, sausage & peppers gravy, parmesan & sharp provolone cheeses on a toasted garlic long roll

The Classic $13

Crispy smoked bacon with iceberg lettuce, sliced tomato and chipotle bacon aioli on grilled Texas toast

Grilled Cheese du Jour $15

Texas toast grilled cheese of the day, ask your server

Build-a-burger

Flame-Grilled Burger, Turkey Burger, Beyond Meat (+$2) $15

Served with lettuce, tomato, onions, and fries (sub a side salad + $2)

Gluten Free Rolls Available +$2

Fixins $2

American, Cheddar, Swiss, Danish Bleu, Pepperjack, Truffle Ricotta, Mozzarella, Fresh Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Bruschetta, Beer Kraut, Veggie Chili, Jalapenos, Roasted Red Peppers, Caramelized Onions, Onion Straws, Sautéed Mushrooms, Sausage & Peppers Gravy, Fried Egg

Fancy Fixins $5

Pulled Pork, Cajun Roast Beef, Pork Belly, XXX Bacon

Super Awesome Featured Burgers

Burgers

The Winchester $20

Peppercorn grilled burger, Guinness mushrooms, sharp cheddar, potato straws, dijon-horseradish sauce

420 Burger $20

Flame-grilled burger, sauteed onion, pickles, Uncle Tank’s BBQ sauce, chipotle ranch on buttered Texas toast

Turkey Burgers

That's So Cheesy $20

Flame-grilled turkey burger, American, pepperjack, queso, crispy onions

You're Mekong Me Hungry $20

Flame-grilled turkey burger, pineapple hoisin glaze, pickled cucumber & carrot, lettuce, tomato, chile-lime aioli

ENTREES

Uncle Tank’s 16oz T-Bone $40

Char-grilled 16oz T-bone steak with crispy potatoes, daily vegetable, Dijon horseradish aioli & caramelized onion au jus

Beer Battered Fish & Chips $22

Golden crispy Atlantic cod with Old Bay fries, coleslaw and tartar sauce

Chicken Pisa $22

Tower of sautéed chicken cutlets, baby spinach, roasted red peppers, and fresh mozzarella with cavatappi pasta, in house made marinara with shaved parmesan, romano & asiago

Funny Like A Clown $22

Cheese tortellini, sweet Italian sausage, baby spinach, caramelized onions, vodka sauce, shaved parmesan

Atlantic Salmon (GF) $26

Pesto crusted Atlantic salmon set on Uncle Tank’s buttery rice pilaf with a baby spinach & white bean sautè and smoked tomato coulis

Pork Chops $23

Grilled twin pork chops with mushrooms and onions in a marsala cream over crispy potatoes with daily vegetable

Na Zdrowie $22

grilled kielbasa and perogies, with caramelized onions, scallion sour cream, and daily vegetable.

Sunday Gravy $22

Chicken, pork, and pepperoni slow-cooked in tomato sauce with love, served over spaghetti and dusted with Parmesan just like Nonna used to make. Oh, and it comes with garlic bread!

FANCY PANTS CRINKLE FRIES

$12 (Sub sweet potato crinkle fries to make them even fancier +$2)

Chili Fries - Vegetarian chili, queso, scallion sour cream

Mardi Gras Fries - Melted pepperjack, crispy pulled pork, Cajun spice, jalapeno and BBQ sauce

Bacon Ranch Fries- Melted cheddar/jack, crumbled bacon, chipotle ranch, scallion

sides

Chesapeake Fries -Old Bay spice, fresh parsley queso sauce

Truffle Parmesan Fries - truffle oil, parmesan cheese, cracked pepper

What The Cluck?- buffalo chicken, mozzarella, crispy onions

DUNK TANK

Dipping sauces $1.25 each

Queso | Chipotle Bacon Aioli | Dijon Horseradish Sauce | Uncle Tank’s BBQ Sauce | Sriracha Honey

DESSERT

UNCLE TANK'S SEASONAL BREAD PUDDING $8

Ask your server, trust me

THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR.....$10

Double chocolate chip brownie, vanilla ice cream, whipped cream, chocolate and caramel sauces, cherry on top

AUNTIE WHO? $10

Warm cinnamon-sugared soft pretzel with vanilla or

chocolate ice cream and caramel sauce

kid's menu

kids 12 & under $12

KID BURGER WITH FRIES

KID CHICKEN FINGERS WITH FRIES

KID PASTA ( marinara or butter )

KID MAC & CHEESE

KID GRILLED CHICKEN & VEGETABLES

KID PIZZA plain or pepperoni

KID FISH & CHIPS

KID GRILLED CHEESE