Menu | Uncle Tank's Bar & Grill in Somerset, NJ

All-day MENu

Looking for our drinks menu? Click Here

Order To Go (Pick UP)

Grubhub (Delivery)

APPS & SNACKS

Mamma Mia! $12

Italian sausage, pepper & onion dip topped with melted mozzarella and served with grilled garlic toasts

More Than Just Buffalo Wings $15

10 crispy naked jumbo wings served with ranch or bleu cheese and celery sticks | Choice of: Buffalo, Dry buffalo, Uncle Tank’s BBQ, Pineapple Hoisin, Spicy Garlic Parmesan, Honey Sriracha, Jamaican Jerk, Buffaque

Cheesy Pizza Garlic Bread!!! $10

The name says it all

Warm Soft Pretzel Braids $12

Duo of soft pretzel braids served with honey mustard and chipotle bacon aioli

Yadda Yadda Empanada $14

Crispy trio of pulled chicken, black bean and pepperjack empanadas with pico de gallo, scallion sour cream and smoked tomato coulis

Sheetload of Nachos $12/$16/$30

House-Fried tortilla chips, queso, refried black beans, pico de gallo, jalapeño, guacamole and scallion sour cream | Pequeño 1/8 sheet Medio 1/4 sheet Fiesta 1/2 sheet | Add chicken, beef, or vegetarian chili for $2/$4/$8

Dilly Dilly! $10

Crispy battered fried dill pickle chips served with Dijon horseradish aioli

Holy Frijoles $13

black bean hummus served with roasted corn salsa,

cucumber and corn tortilla chips

Pierogi Pyszne $13

Pan fried potato & cheese pierogi with caramelized onions, beer kraut, and scallion sour cream

Bruschetta Rustica $13

grilled garlic crostini (5) with truffle ricotta, marinated

tomato, onion, garlic and basil, shaved Parmesan,

and balsamic reduction

Onion Petals $10

Crispy batter fried onion petals served with two choices from the Dunk Tank

Bird Is the Word $12

Crispy chicken tenders with two choices from the Dunk Tank

Quesadilla $12

12 inch flour tortilla filled with cheddar cheese, toasted to perfection and served with scallion sour cream & pico de gallo | Add chicken, beef, or vegetarian chili +$3

Chips and Salsa $8

Basket of house-fried tortilla chips with pico de gallo

Chips and Guacamole $10

Basket of house-fried tortilla chips with homemade guacamole

OMG!!! I LOVE THAT! $13

spinach and articoke dip at its hot and gooey finest,

served with grilled garlic crostini

SOUPS & SALADS

Soup du Jour $6 cup/$9 bowl
Soup of the day, ask your server

Crock O’ Onion $9
French onion soup with toasted crostini, topped with melted Swiss

Is This Chili? $10
Vegetarian chili topped with cheddar cheese and scallion sour cream served with house-fried tortilla chips

Somerset Garden Salad $10
Mixed baby greens, carrots, red onion, grape tomatoes, cucumber, garlic parmesan croutons, honey balsamic vinaigrette

Classic Caesar $12
Crisp romaine, parmesan cheese, garlic croutons, homestyle caesar dressing

Santa Fe Tortilla Salad $16

Romaine lettuce, shredded cheddar/jack, black bean & corn salsa, fresh avocado, crispy flour tortilla strips, chipotle ranch dressing

Blackened Steak Salad $18

Crisp Romaine, blackened steak, cucumber, grape tomatoes, crispy onions, potato straws, bleu cheese dressing

Asian Surf and Turf Salad $16

choice of seared yellowfin tuna or pineapple hoisin glazed pork belly, mixed greens, cucumber, carrots, scallions, wonton crisps, ginger-sesame vinaigrette.

Plato Spinach $15

Baby spinach, cornmeal-fried artichokes, feta cheese, Mediterranean salsa, honey-lemon vinaigrette

THIN CRUST 12" PIZZAS

Gluten Free Crust Available +$2 | Toppings +$1 each | Mushrooms, Onions, Pepperoni, Fresh Garlic, Jalapeños, Roasted Red Peppers, Garlic Spinach

Traditional $10

Mozzarella and marinara

Margherita $12

Fresh mozzarella, marinara, fresh basil

Sausage Party $15

crumbled Italian sausage, sausage and pepper sauce,

fresh mozzarella, fresh basil

Under the Tuscan Sun $16

garlic shrimp, tomato bruschetta, mozzarella, pesto

Yay or Nay? $15

pineapple, pork roll not Taylor Ham, Uncle Tank's

BBQ sauce, mozzarella, scallions

4:20 $15

shredded chicken, smoked bacon, crispy onions, cheddar/jack, garlic, oil, chipotle ranch

Pizza Riviera $15

artichokes, Sun dried tomatoes, roasted red peppers, lemon-garlic oil, mozzarella, balsamic reduction, fresh basil

LONGWICHES

The Big Dipper $18

house made roast beef, sauteed mushrooms, provolone,

onion straws, Dijon-horseradish sauce on a long roll with

French onion dip

Can’t Banh Mi Love $17

Pineapple hoisin glazed Pork Belly with house pickled cucumber & carrots, shredded lettuce, scallions, cilantro, and chile-lime aioli on a long roll

Oh… My… Cod! $17

Beer battered fried Atlantic cod with shredded lettuce, tomato, red onion and thousand island on a long roll

Sweet Carolina $17

Slow cooked pulled pork with coleslaw, pickles, Uncle Tank’s BBQ sauce and onion straws on a long roll

Dr. Van Helsing $18

garlic chicken, garlic spinach, sharp provolone, and garlic parmesan aioli on a toasted garlic long roll

The Big Bad Wolf $19

pork belly, pulled pork and smoked bacon, with cheddar cheese, Uncle Tank's BBQ sauce, lettuce, tomato and pickled red onion on a long roll with house chips

My Big Fat Greek Longwich $18

sliced seasoned beef and lamb meatball with feta cheese, lettuce, tomato, red onion, and tzatziki sauce on a toasted garlic long roll with house chips

Diablito $17

Grilled chicken cutlets with pepperjack cheese, refried black beans, jalapeños, pico de gallo and chipotle bacon aioli on a long roll

The O’Brien $18

Beer braised corned beef with melted Swiss, beer kraut, and thousand island dressing on a toasted caraway long roll

Il Caprese $15

Fresh mozzarella with roasted red peppers, sliced tomato, fresh baby spinach, roasted garlic aioli and balsamic reduction on a long roll.

Add grilled or crispy chicken $5,

Add grilled shrimp $8

Meatball Dom $17

Homemade sliced jumbo meatball, sausage & peppers gravy, parmesan & sharp provolone cheeses on a toasted garlic long roll

The Classic $13

Crispy smoked bacon with iceberg lettuce, sliced tomato and chipotle bacon aioli on grilled Texas toast

Grilled Cheese du Jour $15

Texas toast grilled cheese of the day, ask your server

Build-a-burger & Dog

Chuck & Short Rib Blend Burger, Turkey Burger, Beyond Meat (+$2), OR Jumbo All Beef Double Hot Dog $15

Served with lettuce, tomato, onions, and fries (sub a side salad + $2)

Gluten Free Rolls Available +$2

Fixins $2

American, Cheddar, Swiss, Danish Bleu, Pepperjack, Truffle Ricotta, Mozzarella, Fresh Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Bruschetta, Beer Kraut, Veggie Chili, Jalapenos, Roasted Red Peppers, Caramelized Onions, Onion Straws, Sautéed Mushrooms, Sausage & Peppers Gravy, Fried Egg

Fancy Fixins $4

Pulled Pork, Beer Braised Corned Beef, Cajun Roast Beef, Fried Shrimp (4), Pork Belly

Super Awesome Featured Burgers & Dogs

Burgers

The Witch Doctor $20

grilled pineapple, pork roll, scallions, hoisin sauce, chili-lime aioli

Luca Brasi $20

sharp provolone, baby spinach, tomato, garlic parmesan aioli, balsamic reduction on garlic Texas toast

Turkey Burgers

Midas Well Try It!! $20

feta cheese, cucumber, tomato, baby spinach, roasted garlic aioli, lemon oil drizzle

Sloppy Jose $20

pepperjack, veggie chili and fresh avacado

Hot Dogs

Hot Diggity Dog $19

buffalo onion petals, peppe/rjack cheese,

fresh jalapeno

BLTDOG $19

smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, chipotle-bacon aioli

ENTREES

Uncle Tank’s 16oz T-Bone $38

Char-grilled 16oz T-bone steak with crispy potatoes, daily vegetable, Dijon horseradish aioli & caramelized onion au jus

Beer Battered Fish & Chips $18

Golden crispy Atlantic cod with Old Bay fries and tartar sauce

Chicken Pisa $20

Tower of sautéed chicken cutlets, baby spinach, roasted red peppers, and fresh mozzarella with mezze rigatoni in house made marinara with shaved parmesan, romano & asiago

Mediterranean Vacation $18

three cheese ravioli with grilled artichokes, Sun dried tomatoes, zucchini, summer squash, baby spinach, feta crumbles, lemon-garlic oil

*add chicken or shrimp $5

Atlantic Salmon $25

lightly blackened salmon, fresh avocado, Spanish rice, daily vegetable, smoked tomato coulis

Pork Chops $21

Grilled twin pork chops with mushrooms and onions in a marsala cream over crispy potatoes with daily vegetable

Na Zdrowie $20

grilled kielbasa and perogies, with caramelized onions, scallion sour cream, and daily vegetable.

Everybody Loves A Good Scampi $22

shrimp, baby spinach, mezze rigatoni, white wine and garlic sauces, more butter than you should probably have in a day, shaved parmesan and asikago cheeses

FANCY PANTS CRINKLE FRIES

$12 (Sub sweet potato crinkle fries to make them even fancier +$2)

Chili Fries - Vegetarian chili, queso, scallion sour cream

Mardi Gras Fries - Melted pepperjack, crispy pulled pork, Cajun spice, jalapeno

O’Brien’s Fries - Melted Swiss, chipped corned beef, thousand island

Picture It, Sicily 1935– mozzarella, sausage and peppers gravy, fresh basil

sides

Chesapeake Fries -Old Bay spice, fresh parsley queso sauce

Truffle Parmesan Fries - truffle oil, parmesan cheese, cracked pepper

What The Cluck?- buffalo chicken, mozzarella, crispy onions

DUNK TANK

Dipping sauces $1.25 each

Queso | Chipotle Bacon Aioli | Dijon Horseradish Sauce | Uncle Tank’s BBQ Sauce | Sriracha Honey

DESSERT

UNCLE TANK'S SEASONAL BREAD PUDDING 8

Ask your server, trust me

MOLTEN CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE 10
warm chocolate cake with a molten chocolate center

BUTTER TOFFEE CAKE 10

Strawberry Coulis, toasted almonds, whipped cream

kid's menu

kids 12 & under $12

KID BURGER WITH FRIES

KID HOT DOG WITH FRIES

KID CHICKEN FINGERS WITH FRIES

KID PASTA ( marinara or butter )

KID MAC & CHEESE

KID GRILLED CHICKEN & VEGETABLES

KID PIZZA plain or pepperoni

KID FISH & CHIPS

KID GRILLED CHEESE