Menu | Uncle Tank's Bar & Grill in Somerset, NJ

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APPS & SNACKS

Mamma Mia! $12

Italian sausage, pepper & onion dip topped with melted mozzarella and served with grilled garlic toasts

More Than Just Buffalo Wings $15

10 crispy naked jumbo wings served with ranch or bleu cheese and celery sticks | Choice of: Buffalo, Dry buffalo, Uncle Tank’s BBQ, Pineapple Hoisin, Jamaican jerk, Honey Sriracha

Warm Soft Pretzel Braids $12

Duo of soft pretzel braids served with honey mustard and chipotle bacon aioli

Cheesy Pizza Garlic Bread!!! $10

The name says it all!

Dilly Dilly! $10

Crispy battered fried dill pickle chips served with Dijon horseradish aioli

Sheetload of Nachos $12/$16/$30

House-Fried tortilla chips, queso, refried black beans, pico de gallo, jalapeño, guacamole and scallion sour cream

Pequeño 1/8 sheet, Medio 1/4 sheet, Fiesta 1/2 sheet Add chicken, beef, or vegetarian chili for $2/$4/$8

Onion Petals $10

Crispy batter fried onion petals served with two choices from the Dunk Tank

Yadda Yadda Empanada $14

Crispy trio of pulled chicken, black bean and pepperjack empanadas with pico de gallo, scallion sour cream and smoked tomato coulis

Pierogi Pyszne $13

Pan fried potato & cheese pierogi with caramelized onions, beer kraut, and scallion sour cream

Bruschetta Rustica $13

Garlic crostini (5) topped with truffle ricotta, marinated tomato, onion, garlic & basil, shaved parmesan & balsamic reduction

Bird Is the Word $12

Crispy chicken tenders with two choices from the Dunk Tank

Quesadilla $12

12 inch flour tortilla filled with cheddar cheese, toasted to perfection and served with scallion sour cream & pico de gallo | Add chicken, beef, or vegetarian chili +$3

Chips and Guacamole $10

Basket of house-fried tortilla chips with homemade guacamole

Chips and Salsa $8

Basket of house-fried tortilla chips with pico de gallo

It's A Trap $15

Parmesan-fried calamari with house made marinara & roasted garlic aioli

SOUPS & SALADS

Soup du Jour $6 cup/$9 bowl
Soup of the day, ask your server

Crock O’ Onion $9
French onion soup with toasted crostini, topped with melted Swiss

Is This Chili? $10
Vegetarian chili topped with cheddar cheese and scallion sour cream served with house-fried tortilla chips

Somerset Garden Salad $10
Mixed baby greens, carrots, red onion, grape tomatoes, cucumber, garlic parmesan croutons, honey balsamic vinaigrette

Classic Caesar $12
Crisp romaine, parmesan cheese, garlic croutons, homestyle caesar dressing

Santa Fe Tortilla Salad $16

Romaine lettuce, shredded cheddar/jack, black bean & corn salsa, fresh avocado, crispy flour tortilla strips, chipotle ranch dressing

Blackened Steak Salad $18

Crisp Romaine, blackened steak, cucumber, grape tomatoes, crispy onions, potato straws, bleu cheese dressing

Asian Surf and Turf Salad $16

Choice of seared yellowfin tuna or pineapple hoisin glazed pork belly, mixed greens, cucumber, carrots, scallions, wonton crisps, ginger-sesame vinaigrette.

Plato Spinach $15

Baby spinach, cornmeal-fried artichokes, feta cheese, Mediterranean salsa, honey-lemon vinaigrette

THIN CRUST 12" PIZZAS

Gluten Free Crust Available +$2 | Toppings +$1.50 each | Mushrooms, Onions, Pepperoni, Fresh Garlic, Jalapeños, Roasted Red Peppers, Garlic Spinach

Traditional $10

Mozzarella and marinara

Margherita $12

Fresh mozzarella, marinara, fresh basil

Sausage Party! $15

Fresh mozzarella, sausage & peppers gravy, fresh basil

Under the Tuscan Sun $16

Garlic shrimp, tomato bruschetta, mozzarella, pesto

Yay or Nay? $15

Pineapple, pork roll not Taylor Ham, Uncle Tank's

BBQ sauce, mozzarella, scallions

4:20 $15

Shredded chicken, smoked bacon, crispy onions, cheddar/jack, garlic, oil, chipotle ranch

Pizza Riviera $15

Artichokes, Sun dried tomatoes, roasted red peppers, lemon-garlic oil, mozzarella, balsamic reduction, fresh basil

LONGWICHES

The Big Dipper $18

House made roast beef, sautéed mushrooms, provolone, onion straws, Dijon-horseradish sauce on a long roll with French onion dip

Can’t Banh Mi Love $17

Pineapple hoisin glazed Pork Belly with house pickled cucumber & carrots, shredded lettuce, scallions, cilantro, and chile-lime aioli on a long roll

Oh… My… Cod! $17

Beer battered fried Atlantic cod with shredded lettuce, tomato, red onion and thousand island on a long roll

Sweet Carolina $17

Slow cooked pulled pork with coleslaw, pickles, Uncle Tank’s BBQ sauce and onion straws on a long roll

Dr. Van Helsing $18

Garlic chicken, garlic spinach, sharp provolone,
and garlic-parmesan aioli on a toasted garlic long roll

The Big Bad Wolf $19

Pork belly, pulled pork and smoked bacon, with cheddar cheese, Uncle Tank's BBQ sauce, lettuce, tomato and pickled red onion on a long roll with house chips

My Big Fat Greek Longwich $18

Sliced seasoned beef and lamb meatball with feta cheese, lettuce, tomato, red onion, and tzatziki sauce on a toasted garlic long roll with house chips

Diablito $17

Grilled chicken cutlets with pepperjack cheese, refried black beans, jalapeños, pico de gallo and chipotle bacon aioli on a long roll

The O’Brien $18

Beer braised corned beef with melted Swiss, beer kraut, and thousand island dressing on a toasted caraway long roll

Il Caprese $15

Fresh mozzarella with roasted red peppers, sliced tomato, fresh baby spinach, roasted garlic aioli and balsamic reduction on a long roll

Add grilled or crispy chicken $5, add grilled shrimp $8

Meatball Dom $17

Homemade sliced jumbo meatball, sausage & peppers gravy, parmesan & sharp provolone cheeses on a toasted garlic long roll

The Classic $13

Crispy smoked bacon with iceberg lettuce, sliced tomato and chipotle bacon aioli on grilled Texas toast

Grilled Cheese du Jour $12

Texas toast grilled cheese of the day, ask your server

Build-a-burger & Dog

Chuck & Short Rib Blend Burger, Turkey Burger, Beyond Meat (+$2), OR Jumbo All Beef Double Hot Dog $15

Served with lettuce, tomato, onions, and fries (sub a side salad + $1)

Gluten Free Rolls Available +$2

Fixins $2

American, cheddar, Swiss, Danish bleu, pepperjack, true ricotta, mozzarella, fresh mozzarella, smoked bacon, bruschetta, beer kraut, veggie chili, jalapeño, roasted red peppers, caramelized onions, onion straws,
sautéed mushrooms, sausage & peppers gravy, fried egg, fresh avocado, guacamole, provolone, queso sauce

Fancy Fixins $4

Pulled Pork, Beer Braised Corned Beef, Cajun Roast Beef, Fried Shrimp (4), Pork Belly, Chicken Fingers

Super Awesome Featured Burgers & Dogs

Burgers

The Witch Doctor $20

Grilled pineapple, pork roll, scallions, hoisin sauce, chili-lime aioli

Luca Brasi $20

Sharp provolone, baby spinach, tomato, garlic parmesan aioli, balsamic reduction on garlic Texas toast

Turkey Burgers

Midas Well Try It!! $20

Feta cheese, cucumber, tomato, baby spinach, roasted garlic aioli, lemon oil drizzle

Sloppy José $20

Pepperjack, veggie chili and fresh avacado

Hot Dogs

Hot Diggity Dog $19

Buffalo onion petals, pepperjack cheese,

fresh jalapeno

BLTDOG $19

Smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, chipotle-bacon aioli

ENTREES

Uncle Tank’s 16oz T-Bone $38

Char-grilled 16oz T-bone steak with crispy potatoes, daily vegetable, Dijon horseradish aioli & caramelized onion au jus

Beer Battered Fish & Chips $18

Golden crispy Atlantic cod with Old Bay fries and tartar sauce

Chicken Pisa $20

Tower of sautéed chicken cutlets, baby spinach, roasted red peppers, and fresh mozzarella with mezze rigatoni in house made marinara with shaved parmesan, romano & asiago

Mediterranean Vacation $18

Three cheese ravioli with grilled artichokes, Sun dried tomatoes, zucchini, summer squash, baby spinach, feta crumbles, lemon-garlic oil

*add chicken or shrimp $5

Atlantic Salmon $25

Lightly blackened salmon, fresh avocado, Spanish rice, daily vegetable, smoked tomato coulis

Pork Chops $21

Grilled twin pork chops with mushrooms and onions in a marsala cream over crispy potatoes with daily vegetable

Na Zdrowie $20

Grilled kielbasa and perogies, with caramelized onions, scallion sour cream, and daily vegetable.

Everybody Loves A Good Scampi $22

Shrimp, baby spinach, mezze rigatoni, white wine and garlic sauces, more butter than you should probably have in a day, shaved parmesan and asikago cheeses

FANCY PANTS CRINKLE FRIES

$12 (Sub sweet potato crinkle fries to make them even fancier +$2)

Chili Fries - Vegetarian chili, queso, scallion sour cream

Mardi Gras Fries - Melted pepperjack, crispy pulled pork, Cajun spice, jalapeno

O’Brien’s Fries - Melted Swiss, chipped corned beef, thousand island

Picture It, Sicily 1935– Mozzarella, sausage and peppers gravy, fresh basil

Chesapeake Fries- Old Bay Spice, fresh parsley, queso sauce

Truffle Parmesan Fries - Truffle oil, parmesan cheese, cracked pepper

What The Cluck?- Buffalo chicken, mozzarella, crispy onions

sides

Side Garden Salad $6 | Side Caesar Salad$6 |

DUNK TANK

Dipping sauces $1.25 each

Queso | Chipotle Bacon Aioli | Dijon Horseradish Sauce | Uncle Tank’s BBQ Sauce | Sriracha Honey

Chile-Lime Aioli | Roasted Garlic Aioli | Bleu Cheese Sauce | Chipotle Ranch | Pineapple Hoisin

Homestyle Caesar | Smoked Plum Tomato Coulis | Scallion Sour Cream | Honey Mustard

DESSERT

MOLTEN CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE 10

Warm chocolate cake with a
molten chocolate center

UNCLE TANK’S SEASONAL BREAD PUDDING 8

Ask your server, trust me!

BOURBON CREME BRÛLÉE 8
Bourbon-infused velvety crème brûlée with a thin, crispy sugar crust

BUTTER TOFFEE CAKE 10

Strawberry Coulis, toasted almonds, whipped cream

kid's menu

kids 12 & under $12

KID BURGER WITH FRIES

KID HOT DOG WITH FRIES

KID CHICKEN FINGERS WITH FRIES

KID PASTA marinara or butter

KID MAC & CHEESE

KID GRILLED CHICKEN & VEGETABLES

KID PIZZA plain or pepperoni

KID FISH & CHIPS

KID GRILLED CHEESE

ALL proceeds donated to the

Franklin Township Animal Shelter!

Can be ordered take out, delivery, and dine in weather permitting

HANKS's doggie menu

Scooby Doo - $4.00

shredded boneless chicken thigh

Underdog - $4.00

sliced all-beef-hot dog

Brian Griffin - $4.00

pulled pork

Muttley - $4.00

scrambled egg

Add cheese $1