Menu | Uncle Tank's Bar & Grill in Somerset, NJ

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APPS & SNACKS

Mamma Mia! $12

Italian sausage, pepper & onion dip topped with melted mozzarella and served with grilled garlic toasts

More Than Just Buffalo Wings $15

10 crispy naked jumbo wings served with ranch or bleu cheese and celery sticks | Choice of: Buffalo, Dry buffalo, Uncle Tank’s BBQ, Pineapple Hoisin, Jamaican jerk, Honey Sriracha

Buttered Bavarian Pretzels $14

Pair of warm, buttered Bavarian soft pretzels served with honey mustard and chipotle bacon aioli

Drunken Garlic Bomb Cheesy Bread (V) $14

Warm garlic and parmesan crusted bread topped with melted mozzarella cheese and served with vodka dipping sauce NSFV( not safe for vampires)

GO BIRDS!!! $14

Home made Philly Cheesesteak Spring Rolls with Sriracha ketchup and roasted garlic aioli

Dilly Dilly! $12

Crispy battered fried dill pickle chips served with Dijon horseradish aioli

Sheetload of Nachos $12/$17/$36

House-Fried tortilla chips, queso, refried black beans, pico de gallo, jalapeño, guacamole and scallion sour cream

Pequeño 1/8 sheet, Medio 1/4 sheet, Fiesta 1/2 sheet Add chicken, beef, or vegetarian chili for $2/$4/$8

Onion Petals $11

Crispy batter fried onion petals served with two choices from the Dunk Tank

Yadda Yadda Empanada $14

Crispy trio of pulled chicken, black bean and pepperjack empanadas with pico de gallo, scallion sour cream and smoked tomato coulis

Pierogi Pyszne $13

Pan fried potato & cheese pierogi with caramelized onions, beer kraut, and scallion sour cream

Bruschetta Grigliato $14 (V)

Grilled garlic crostini (6) topped with truffle ricotta, fire roasted tomato salad, shaved parmesan and balsamic glaze

Bird Is the Word $12

Crispy chicken tenders with two choices from the Dunk Tank

Quesadilla $12

12 inch flour tortilla filled with cheddar cheese, toasted to perfection and served with scallion sour cream & pico de gallo | Add chicken, beef, or vegetarian chili +$3

Chips and Guacamole $10

Basket of house-fried tortilla chips with homemade guacamole

Chips and Salsa $8

Basket of house-fried tortilla chips with pico de gallo

Mon Calamari $15

Parmesan-fried calamari with vodka sauce & roasted garlic aioli

SOUPS & SALADS

Soup du Jour $6 cup/$9 bowl
Soup of the day, ask your server

Crock O’ Onion $10
French onion soup with toasted crostini, topped with melted Swiss

Is This Chili? $10
Vegetarian chili topped with cheddar cheese and scallion sour cream served with house-fried tortilla chips

Somerset Garden Salad $11
Mixed baby greens, carrots, red onion, grape tomatoes, cucumber, garlic croutons, honey balsamic vinaigrette and shaved parmesan cheese

Classic Caesar $12
Crisp romaine, parmesan cheese, garlic croutons, homestyle caesar dressing

Santa Fe Tortilla Salad $16

Romaine lettuce, shredded cheddar/jack, black bean & corn salsa, fresh avocado, crispy flour tortilla strips, chipotle ranch dressing

Blackened Steak Salad $18

Crisp Romaine, blackened steak, cucumber, grape tomatoes, crispy onions, potato straws, bleu cheese dressing

Asian Surf and Turf Salad $17

Choice of seared yellowfin tuna or pineapple hoisin glazed pork belly, mixed greens, pickled cucumber and carrots, scallions, wonton crisps, ginger-sesame vinaigrette.

Cobbled Together $16

Baby spinach, crumbled bacon, hard-boiled egg, crispy buffalo chick peas, cheddar/jack, grape tomatoes, red onion, avocado ranch dressing

THIN CRUST 12" PIZZAS

Gluten Free Crust Available +$2 | Toppings +$2 each | Mushrooms, Onions, Pepperoni, Fresh Garlic, Jalapeños, Roasted Red Peppers, Garlic Spinach

Traditional $11

Mozzarella and marinara

Margherita $13

Fresh mozzarella, marinara, fresh basil

Sausage Party! $15

Fresh mozzarella, sausage & peppers gravy, fresh basil

Pizza di Modena $16

Fire roasted tomato bruschetta, truffle ricotta, mozzarella, garlic oil, balsamic glaze, fresh basil

Asparagus Carbonara $17

Grilled asparagus, smoked bacon, eggs, mozzarella, garlic oil, shaved parmesan

Scampi Rosso $17

Shrimp, fresh garlic, sauteed spinach, pomodoro sauce, mozzarella, parsley

BBQ Fiesta $16

Roasted chicken, red onion, jalapeño, potato straws, Uncle Tank’s BBQ sauce, cheddar/jack

LONGWICHES
served with house chips
sub crinkle fries +2

The Big Dipper $19

House made roast beef, sautéed mushrooms, provolone, onion straws, Dijon-horseradish sauce on a long roll with French onion dip

Can’t Banh Mi Love $18

Pineapple hoisin glazed Pork Belly with house pickled cucumber & carrots, shredded lettuce, scallions, cilantro, and chile-lime aioli on a long roll

Oh… My… Cod! $18

Beer battered fried Atlantic cod with shredded lettuce, tomato, red onion and thousand island on a long roll

Sweet Carolina $18

Slow cooked pulled pork with coleslaw, pickles, Uncle Tank’s BBQ sauce and onion straws on a long roll

Bubba on the Bayou $19

Blackened shrimp, remoulade sauce, lettuce, tomato, pickled red onions on a long roll

The Big Bad Wolf $19

Pork belly, pulled pork and smoked bacon, with cheddar cheese, Uncle Tank's BBQ sauce, lettuce, tomato and pickled red onion on a long roll

Dante’s Inferno $19

Spicy garlic roasted chicken and baby spinach with vodka sauce on toasted mozzarella garlic bread

Diablito $18

Grilled chicken cutlets with pepperjack cheese, refried black beans, jalapeños, pico de gallo and chipotle bacon aioli on a long roll

The O’Brien $19

Beer braised corned beef with melted Swiss, beer kraut, and thousand island dressing on a toasted caraway long roll

Il Caprese $15

Fresh mozzarella with roasted red peppers, sliced tomato, fresh baby spinach, roasted garlic aioli and balsamic reduction on a long roll

Add grilled or crispy chicken $5, add grilled shrimp $8

Meatball Dom $18

Homemade sliced jumbo meatball, sausage & peppers gravy, parmesan & sharp provolone cheeses on a toasted garlic long roll

The Classic $13

Crispy smoked bacon with iceberg lettuce, sliced tomato and chipotle bacon aioli on grilled Texas toast

Grilled Cheese du Jour $MP

Texas toast grilled cheese of the day, ask your server

Build-a-burger

Flame-Grilled Burger, Turkey Burger, Beyond Meat (+$2) $15

Served with lettuce, tomato, onions, and fries (sub a side salad + $1)

Gluten Free Rolls Available +$2

Fixins $2

American, cheddar, Swiss, Danish bleu, pepperjack, true ricotta, mozzarella, fresh mozzarella, smoked bacon, bruschetta, beer kraut, veggie chili, jalapeño, roasted red peppers, caramelized onions, onion straws,sautéed mushrooms, sausage & peppers gravy, fried egg, fresh avocado, guacamole, provolone, queso sauce

Fancy Fixins $4

Pulled Pork, Beer Braised Corned Beef, Roast Beef, Fried Shrimp (4), Pork Belly, Chicken Fingers

Super Awesome Featured Burgers

Burgers

The Winchester $20

Peppercorn grilled burger, Guinness mushrooms, sharp cheddar, potato straws, dijon-horseradish sauce

Birria Burger

Flame-grilled burger, fresh jalapeño, avocado, crispy onions, birria dipping sauce

Turkey Burgers

Gobble-doodle-dooooo

Flame-grilled turkey burger, fried egg, sharp cheddar, chipotle-bacon aioli

This Ain’t No Jive Turkey!

Flame grilled turkey burger, buffalo sauce, bleu cheese, coleslaw

ENTREES

Uncle Tank’s 16oz T-Bone $40

Char-grilled 16oz T-bone steak with crispy potatoes, daily vegetable, Dijon horseradish aioli & caramelized onion au jus

Beer Battered Fish & Chips $21

Golden crispy Atlantic cod with Old Bay fries, coleslaw and tartar sauce

Chicken Pisa $22

Tower of sautéed chicken cutlets, baby spinach, roasted red peppers, and fresh mozzarella with cavatappi pasta in house made marinara with shaved parmesan, romano & asiago

Everybody Loves A Good Scampi $25

Shrimp, baby spinach, cavatappi pasta, white wine & garlic sauce, more butter than you should probably have in a day, shaved parmesan

Atlantic Salmon $26

Sesame crusted Atlantic salmon set on ginger rice with sauteed vegetables, pickled cucumbers & carrots and chile-lime drizzle

Pork Chops $23

Grilled twin pork chops with mushrooms and onions in a marsala cream over crispy potatoes with daily vegetable

Na Zdrowie $22

Grilled kielbasa and perogies, with caramelized onions, scallion sour cream, and daily vegetable.

Raviooooooooli $20
Three cheese ravioli with grilled asparagus, sauteed mushrooms, fresh mozzarella & shaved parmesan in a light pistachio pesto cream (add Chicken +5, Shrimp or Steak +8, Salmon+10)

FANCY PANTS CRINKLE FRIES

$12 (Sub sweet potato crinkle fries to make them even fancier +$2)

Chili Fries - Vegetarian chili, queso, scallion sour cream

Mardi Gras Fries - Melted pepperjack, crispy pulled pork, Cajun spice, jalapeno and remoulade sauce

O’Brien’s Fries - Melted Swiss, chipped corned beef, thousand island

sides

Side Garden Salad $6 | Side Caesar Salad$6 |

Chesapeake Fries- Old Bay Spice, fresh parsley, queso sauce

Truffle Parmesan Fries - Truffle oil, parmesan cheese, cracked pepper

What The Cluck?- Buffalo chicken, mozzarella, crispy onions

DUNK TANK

Dipping sauces $1.25 each

Queso | Chipotle Bacon Aioli | Dijon Horseradish Sauce | Uncle Tank’s BBQ Sauce | Sriracha Honey

DESSERT

THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR...(V) $10

Double chocolate chip brownie, vanilla ice cream, whipped cream, chocolate and caramel sauces, cherry on top

UNCLE TANK’S SEASONAL BREAD PUDDING $8

Ask your server, trust me!

AUNTIE WHO? (V) $10

Basque-style crustless cheesecake with chocolate and strawberry glazes and whipped cream

kid's menu

kids 12 & under $12

KID BURGER WITH FRIES

KID CHICKEN FINGERS WITH FRIES

KID PASTA marinara or butter

KID MAC & CHEESE

KID GRILLED CHICKEN & VEGETABLES

KID PIZZA plain or pepperoni

KID FISH & CHIPS

KID GRILLED CHEESE

ALL proceeds donated to the

Franklin Township Animal Shelter!

Can be ordered take out, delivery, and dine in weather permitting

HANKS's doggie menu

Scooby Doo - $4.00

shredded boneless chicken thigh

Brian Griffin - $4.00

pulled pork

Muttley - $4.00

scrambled egg

Add cheese $1